On the other hand

Today I learned that Miriam has a sword that lives in her pocket at work.

She periodically pulls it out and brandishes it, and occasionally pokes people with it.

It's a Playmobil sword that was found at the store, but she only told me that part after telling a story that included, "So then I got out my sword and poked him."



Also, please watch this video. You will not regret it. The Count, Censored.