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[peroxidepirate]

Today I learned that Miriam has a sword that lives in her pocket at work.

She periodically pulls it out and brandishes it, and occasionally pokes people with it.

It's a Playmobil sword that was found at the store, but she only told me that part after telling a story that included, "So then I got out my sword and poked him."



Also, please watch this video. You will not regret it. The Count, Censored.

Comments

[pineappleyness.livejournal.com]

Eee, I haven't seen that video in ages, I LOVE it. :P :D

...now its going to be stuck in my head while I'm babysitting. o_O Good thing I'm not one of those people with a tendency to sing out loud. ;)

[peroxidepirate.livejournal.com]

:D You could sing it, though, as long as you sing all the words. The kids might not understand why you think it's so funny, but it's totally G-rated until you bleep the word "count."

[pineappleyness.livejournal.com]

Lol true, except when they've bleeped it it so often sounds like an f at the start and/or a k at the end that my head has no trouble with automatically filling in the in betweens. :P

[peroxidepirate.livejournal.com]

Now I want to track down the non-censored version for comparison! :D I bet they copied the f and k sounds along with the bleep from another source.

[pineappleyness.livejournal.com]

Lol! I think they must've, because 'count' doesn't have any f sounds near the start or k sounds near the end. :P

[q-sama.livejournal.com]

That is one of my all-time favorite videos. I get it stuck in my head all the time. :D

[peroxidepirate.livejournal.com]

I've watched it entirely too many times already. XD

[minuit-mystique.livejournal.com]

I love that one.

There's some really questionable ones of Ernie and Burt bleeped out. And a few other versions of the Count bleeped. :) One where he's in bed and bleeping...

[cranky--crocus.livejournal.com]

The sword thing is one of the most adorable things I've ever heard.

Hahahah I am dying over this video!